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Connect or upload
Link a supported account through read-only open banking or upload a statement when you prefer.
Spending intelligence, with bite
Your bank account has notes.
Connect an account or upload a statement. Get a savage, shareable breakdown of where your money went—then three real ways to spend better.
Free first roast · Choose your spicy level · Read-only connection
Our promise
Mean about habits. Serious about trust.
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Read-only by design
We analyse transactions; we cannot move your money.
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You set the spice
Dial the roast from gentle nudge to extra crispy.
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Advice after the joke
Every roast closes with three realistic savings moves.
The roast cycle
Face the transactions you keep avoiding.
A monthly money ritual built for people who would rather laugh than open another spreadsheet.
The useful part
Three moves. No 40-page budget.
Keep the takeaway focused: the leaks worth fixing, what that could save, and one action to start now.
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Choose the heat
Set your spicy level before the roast. The jokes target spending patterns—not your body, identity, or circumstances.
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Get useful receipts
Every roast ends with three practical savings moves based on what your transactions actually reveal.
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Share the damage
Turn the funniest findings into vertical roast cards, or invite a mate for a spending battle.
Straight-up pricing
Get roasted free. Glow up for $5.
Start with the laugh. Upgrade when you want an ongoing plan.
Free Roast
$0
One honest look at the damage.
- Statement upload or supported bank connection
- Adjustable spicy level
- Shareable roast highlights
- Three practical savings tips
Monthly money ritual
Glow Up
$5/ month
Keep the roast coming—and turn it into progress.
- Everything in Free Roast
- Fresh monthly re-roast
- Budget coaching prompts
- Progress and spending-pattern tracking
- Couples and housemate roast battles
Cancel anytime.
Before you hand over the receipts
Fair questions.
Your takeaway order can wait
Let your transactions explain themselves.
Get the laugh, find the leaks, and leave with three things worth changing.